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The Turkey, The Trout, The Bunny and the Turtle - February 5, 2007

One time I was fishing with my trusty pal Mike. For a few summers we had a ritual. After work we would meet at a creek north of Philadelphia, in an area that ran for about two miles with only one public access point. There was an abandoned railroad bridge along with a ten foot rock dam. We would jump into our waders, get into the water at the dam and walk and fish the creek. The area was pretty heavily fished, but had an isolated nature about it. Downstream, the creek turned through a very large public park, but here at the north end there was no bike path, picnic pavilions, or anything. Just dense brush along the banks. Every so often you would hear a deer with that “honking” noise, or a bird screech.
The Turkey

This particular day we were about half a mile down from the railroad bridge, where the creek makes a pretty sharp turn at a large rock formation. I was ahead of mike by about twenty yards or so. On a small gravel and sand island in front of me stood a wild turkey. I couldn’t help but catch my breath. The bird was splashing about at the edge of a nice pool that looked promising. I figured a throw a cast and scare the turkey which would make it fly away and stop scaring the fish. Now at this time, I was using a small white trout spinner with a treble hook. Mike and I new this creek well, and it was better to fish using the lightest tackle possible. With the lightest possible cast, I flipped the spinner to what I thought was the left of the turkey. My aim on this day sucked…for the turkey. The spinner flew over the head of the bird, and when I realized where it was headed, I jerked back on my rod to keep the hook away from it. This didn’t work, and the spinner wrapped around the turkey’s neck. I pulled again to try and free it, but it didn’t work. So here I am in the middle of this creek with a turkey thrashing and flapping at the end of my fishing line!!!!! Mike, in hysterics, was almost laying down in the creek. I had to think fast about how to save this poor bird. I quickly reached for the fingernail clippers that I keep on a lanyard attached to my vest and snipped the line. Immediately, the turkey scrambled up the bank and into the woods. While Mike laughed, I stood there stunned. I had a sense of guilt while I wondered if the bird would make it. Was it tangled in the line? Oh well, no way of knowing anyway.

The Trout

On another occasion, about a week later, I was fishing the same spot with Mike and my friend Joe. We were doing our walk down the creek stopping at each hole along the way. I was in the lead, followed by Joe and then Mike. When we came to a small shallow patch that ran over some rocks, I decided to toss my spinner to the opposite side of the creek. One of my favorite things about bass and trout fishing is when you throw a cast and a fish hits it as soon as or before it hits the water. The few times this has happened to me have been incredible. This was one of those times. Though the rainbow wasn’t that big, it was still great to pick him out of the rocks like that. As I pulled him in, I noticed that the hook was set a little strange and as he got closer I realized part of the treble hook went through his eye. I’ve always hated that aspect of catch-and-release fishing. Inevitably, some fish will die. All I could do was take out the hook(along with his eye), and return him to the water. By this time, Joe and Mike were standing next to me and as I released the fish I noticed he was swimming funny. Usually, they just take off right? Not this time. He was swimming in a circle!!!!!! The three of us were hysterical, and laughed for a few minutes, but of course I felt a little guilty. So, within the space of two weeks, I had hooked a turkey around the neck and ripped a trout’s eye out. Not a great feeling for a conservationist like myself.

The Bunny

I work in an industrial park with lots of open lawns that are manicured in the summer. Some of the landscapers’ machines amaze me with their speed. I didn’t know lawnmowers could go so fast. About a week after my trout incident, I was walking to my car from my office when I saw something move in the grass next to the sidewalk. I looked closer and saw a tiny little rabbit trying to hide near a small pile of fresh cut grass. I immediately went back into my office for a box and came back to retrieve the rabbit. It was then that I saw how he was abandoned. I noticed a large rabbit that had been obviously hit by the lawnmower along with a few other babies. The one left alive was a pretty luck little fellow. When I got him home, my wife suggested I try to call a shelter, which I did. We found one that was about a half hour from our house, so we jumped in the car with the box. The volunteer at the shelter told us that most times, rabbits this small won’t make it, but that they would do everything they could to help him. She seemed sincere, so we left with a pretty good feeling knowing he had a better chance there than where I found him. Later that evening, I met Mike at one of our favorite watering holes and told him that I had evened the score with nature by taking that bunny to the shelter. He laughed and called me a wuss.

The Turtle

About two weeks later, Mike and I were fishing a new spot. I found a reservoir that we didn’t know about and that was about a forty five minute drive from Mike’s work. It was a nice site, but not a lot of access. There were a few areas where you could get off a cast without getting hung up in the trees. I put a senko worm on, wacky rigged, and let it fly. BOOM!!! A nice largemouth when the bait was falling through the water. It’s always good to get one right away. I did a little gloating, to which Mike replied with an expletive. A few minutes later, he caught one on a rubber frog. As he was taking the hook out, my rod started to bend under the weight of something heavy. I watched as my line move horizontally across the water in front of me. It looked like something was swimming away with it, but it was moving a lot slower than anything I’d ever seen. As I started to reel it in, it felt like I had a snag. A snag that moved?? “Mike, check this out, I have something really big!!!!” Mike came running over. I was thinking of a huge largemouth covered in weeds and I was also praying that my line wouldn’t snap. Funny thing was there was no struggle. Any fish will struggle a little. Mike and I were stumped."What the *&^% is it??”. “I have no %^$#@! Idea.” When we finally got a glimpse, I heard the all too familiar laugh from Mike. He knew what it was as soon as he saw it. “Holy Shit. HAHHAHAHAHAHAA”. I saw the claw first, then part of the shell. It was a huge snapping turtle!!!!!!!! What the hell was I going to do with this??? No way was I going to handle it. Those things have been know to clip off fingers in a snap. I could see that the hook was right through its foot/claw. I snapped the line in an instant and it disappeared into the water.

Mike was still laughing as he came over to me and said “I guess you and mother nature aren’t even anymore, huh? ...wuss”.


About the author:

John Larish is a successful web publisher and a regular contributor to my-fishing-equipment.com; your number one online resource for fishing rods, fly fishing equipment, tackle boxes, lures, hooks and reels








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